5 High-larious Ways to Blaze Up Your Day
Looking to elevate your smoking game? Check out these 5 chuckle-worthy ways to light up that will have you giggling through the clouds!
1. The Sneaky Ninja
Method: Disguise your smoking session by using a hollowed-out book or a fake soda can. No one will ever suspect you’re getting high when you’re just "reading" or "drinking" in plain sight.
Bonus: Perfect for those impromptu sessions when your in-laws drop by unannounced.
2. The Gourmet Chef
Method: Smoke through an apple. Because nothing says "classy stoner" like using nature's own bong. Carve out the core, poke some holes, and voilà — you've got yourself an organic, biodegradable smoking device.
Bonus: You can even eat the apple afterward (once it's cooled down, of course) for a little extra buzz.
3. The Artistic Aficionado
Method: Craft your own smoking device from clay or sculpting dough. Not only do you get to smoke, but you also get to show off your artistic skills. Call it "Smoke Art" and start a new trend.
Bonus: It doubles as a conversation piece if anyone ever questions why there's a weird sculpture on your coffee table.
4. The Gravity Defier
Method: Use a gravity bong made from a 2-liter bottle and a bucket of water. Watch in awe as the water level drops, sucking the smoke into the bottle, and then inhale like you're defying gravity itself.
Bonus: It's like a science experiment with a very chill outcome. Just be prepared for the giggles when you explain the physics behind it.
5. The Time Traveler
Method: Go old school with a peace pipe or a chillum. Pretend you're back in the '60s or even further back with the Native Americans. Embrace the history of smoking culture with every puff.
Bonus: You can claim you're connecting with your ancestors or just really into historical reenactments. Either way, it's a hit at any retro-themed party.
Remember, while these methods are meant to be humorous, always be mindful of safety, legality, and health when it comes to cannabis consumption. Enjoy responsibly!