10 Bud-tastic Jokes to Light Up Your Day
Need a good laugh? Blaze through these 10 weed jokes that are sure to get you higher on the giggle scale!
10 Bud-tastic Jokes to Light Up Your Day
Why don't stoners make good secret agents?
Because they always blow their cover... and their smoke.
What do you call a stoned Egyptian?
A baked Pharaoh.
Why did the weed go to art school?
Because it wanted to learn how to draw a good bud.
What's a pothead's favorite game?
Puff, Puff, Pass the Time.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems, but the weed made it feel better.
What do you call a group of high rabbits?
A bong of hares.
How do you know if you have a stoner dog?
When you say "who wants a treat?" it brings you the bong.
What did one joint say to the other?
"Don't worry, we'll go out together."
Why are potheads good at yoga?
Because they're always practicing the art of relaxation.
What's a stoner's least favorite day?
Monday... but then again, every day is "Highday" with the right attitude.
Remember, these are just for laughs and good times. Enjoy responsibly and keep the giggles going!